February 23, 2005

  • I’ve had a couple of incidents lately of me getting ripped off my change in money. 

    One time was when I was putting dimes in the vending machine.  I
    put in 10 cents, 20 cents, 30 cents, then I noticed that the machine
    still says 20 cents. Being that I think I have a mild case of
    alzheimers some times, I thought I just counted wrong.  So I put
    another dime in, but it still said 20 cents! So I press the change
    return button, and I got only 20 cents back.  Bastard machine!

    Another time was when I went to Vons to buy a stick of butter.  It
    cost me $2.19 so I handed the girl at the register a $5 bill and then told
    her that I’m going to give her at least 20 more cents of change.  So their change
    dispenser brings out the one penny of change, she gives me the receipt,
    says thank you, and takes off to the next register.  I must have
    had a stupid look, because I could have sworn that I still have $3.00
    coming my way.  I waved for her attention and told her that I gave
    her a $5 bill.  She looks at the receipt, starts punching numbers
    on the register, and starts taking money out of it.  I noticed
    that she was getting money from the coin section, and I thought maybe
    she was giving me $3 worth of quarters.  But then she pulls out
    two $1 bills.  Gives me the change, says thank you, and goes off
    again.  I walk away thinking that there’s still something wrong, and
    that’s when I found out that she gave me $2.81 this time. So basically
    I’m still short $0.17 of change, but decided to just leave it alone.

    Later on, I come across another vending machine, and started putting
    quarter’s in it.  The machine for some reason refused to take my
    quarters and it kept dispensing it out. But instead of the two quarters
    I put in, I picked up three quarters instead.  So I thought my
    luck has changed a bit.  I put a quarter in the machine, and sure
    enough the machine took it, but did not register it.  Thinking
    about the earlier incident, I decided to press the button and get the
    quarter back.  No such luck.

    It’s almost like a sign from God or something….


    What Is Your Love Number?

    Your Love Number is
        1 

    You
    tend to be a stubborn lover, holding your ground in every argument. You
    take your time falling in love. You aren’t the type to lose
    perspective.You are loyal (to a fault), and you require the same
    loyalty in your sweetheart. At your best, you are a wise and inspiring
    partner – who sticks around.

     

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