Movies I've seen recently
Crank : High Voltage (2009) C+
The first "Crank" had lots of violence, gratuitous sex, vulgarity, plus a preposterous story, and "Crank : High Voltage" succeeds as a sequel by unbelievably doubling all of that (not necessarily for the better). Jason Statham once again plays Chev Chelios, who through sheer will or audacity just does not die, and now this time he has an artificial heart that needs to be charged with electricity to keep him alive. Part of the entertainment with the movie is watching the creative ways in how he charges his heart, from jumping it like a car battery, putting a taser on himself, to creating static electricity from sexual friction. If all that sounds stupid, well it's because the creative minds behind this movie clearly isn't treating it seriously. It's stupid sure, but stupid fun, just make sure to check your brain at the door when watching this. "Crank : High Voltage" is like a mindless cartoon or video game for adults, except it's live-action.
Duplicity (2009) B+
When watching "Duplicity," it's very important to really pay attention to what's happening on screen. From the flashbacks that reveal more about Clive Owen's and Julia Roberts' characters, to the details involving the secret work of the corporations they work for. Writer/Director Tony Gilroy does an excellent job juggling all the characters and plot points to make an interesting but complicated yet still cohesive story. The heart of "Duplicity" is of course the odd relationship between Ray (Owen) and Claire (Roberts), who are born spies in nature that want to but can't trust each other completely (makes for some funny moments though). I did find it a little funny that the corporate espionage work as shown in the movie can be so "life and death serious" as if it was a real war, and that's part of the film's charm.
Monsters vs Aliens (2009) B-
First and foremost, "Monsters vs Aliens" is definitely worth watching in it's 3D format, because it's like being in an attraction for a theme park. Without the 3D effects however, the movie's flaws and shallowness stands out a bit more. The story itself is simple enough but amusing, and some of the comedic scenes are pretty funny (mostly involving B.O.B.). The strength of the movie definitely comes from it's characters that plays on the B-movie monster flicks from "the blob" to "attack of the giant woman." Some jabs at pop culture, exaggerations about the government and military, to a scene where playing Dance Dance Revolution helps solve a puzzle, "Monsters vs Aliens" is just a decently fun movie to watch, but nothing groundbreaking.
Stomp The Yard (2007) C
Out of all the movies out there that feature a lot of dancing, does "Stomp the Yard" stand out in anyway? No not really. The story and characters and the plot predicaments from the underdog story to the love interest is pretty much been there done that. Despite the cliche nature of it all and some cheesy dialogue, this is still a relatively harmless and enjoyable movie to past the time. If anything else, the characters showing their skills "stomping the yard" (stepping) is worth watching the movie.


















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