October 30, 2008

• Halloween is a blessing for single men out there, but torture for non-single men. Why? Because of what girls nowadays wear for costumes. This is the season when girls have an excuse to dress slutty isn't it? Whatever the costume is, it usually starts with the word "sexy..." This week we're having Halloween parties at work, and recently I saw this girl with a spongebob squarepants costume that made me think "well, that's a cartoon I'd like to see," if you know what I mean. I swear, this season is evil.

  This is the first year that I can think of, when I'm actually not going to be at home passing out candies to the trick or treaters. I'm actually going to be at Las Vegas for the weekend. Hopefully the kids aren't going to choose "trick" to my home, which is actually something that I'm paranoid about, and will be a thought that'll remain in my head until I return from Vegas. The dogs are going to be mostly left at home all alone too, which is a bummer for me. Somebody is going to swing by to feed them though, so that's something. Poor dogs.

  Recently at work, a co-worker of mine told me that he saw somebody that could be dead. Wait, let me explain that some more. There's a dimly lighted break room on the other side of this fence that we drive by at work, and supposedly there's this guy slump over this table for over an hour from when he first noticed it. I drove by to take a look and it appears that the guy is just sleeping. We were in a far enough distance from where that break room was, that we couldn't visually notice any movement, so it was awfully odd looking. I told my co-worker that if he is still in that position in an hour, I would check it out. After a half an hour, I decided that I wasn't going to wait anymore and decided to actually find out if that person is alive or dead. To get to that break room, I had to walk through this dark alleyway, and turning the corner, it looked very eerie seeing the person slouched over on the table, in a secluded dimly lighted area. To be honest, I thought I was walking into a scene from one of those scary movies. I approached the guy going "hello? you awake?" and all that. I couldn't get a reaction, and I really did not want to poke the guy. However, at that close distance, I did notice the guy was in fact breathing. Then I left the scene, without looking back... He's Alive! Alive!

  Happy Halloween Everyone!
  

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