December 12, 2004
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ohmigod! I met so many bad drivers today it was unbelievable.
I get passed over in a non-passing over lane. I saw him coming
with my side mirror, and what I did was I swerved my car towards his
way. I scared the bejeezus out of him, and he thought I was going
to hit him.Later, I was going to make a left to park at a parking spot. I
put up my left turn signal and waited for the VW beetle in front of me
to pass me by. But the beetle is just sitting there, so I
accelerate to get in the lane and what happens? The beetle goes
forward! I quickly backed up, the beetle stops, and I wave my
arms around going “fine, go then if you wanted to go, why were you
sitting there like an idiot in the first place, get off your damn
cellphone and pay attention, stupid female teenage driver!” (yeah, go
imagine me doing that)Later on, there was another driver that cuts into my lane, when I had
the right of way. He then took off, and I had to wait for traffic
to clear up as I muttered “damnit, that should have been me that made
it through traffic.”The road would be a more peaceful place without all the other idiot drivers.
That’s okay, I shall command these heroes to get rid of all the evil drivers out there. bwahahahaha

Comments (3)
haha “what r u doing, you idiot?!”, mr. clean exclaims.
“LOook he changed lanes right in front of you!” Says CPT Obvious.
ps I think Wonderwoman has better things to do than to be a traffic cop.
but Wonderwoman would make a ffiiinnnee traffic cop.